June 2013
no girls allowed get out
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
YAHOO IS REMOVING THE POST LIMIT
YAHOO
IS
REMOVING
THE
POST
LIMIT
once i was making out with a guy and got bored so i started playing a game of candy crush in my head

